Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave u alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
If you really wanna piss someone in the marine corps or a family member of someone in the Marine Corps off…. Call a civilian/Poolee a Marine. NOPE. My husband had to EARN that title. He had to go through three months of complete BULLSHIT, work his ASS OFF, and live in a hell hole with a bunch of fucking idiots, work his way up the Reaper, and be handed his Eagle, Globe, and Anchor to be called a MARINE.
Just because your dumbass son signed some papers and held up his right hand doesn’t make him a marine. Don’t be butt hurt over it. Hopefully he’ll make it there, but in the mean time, DONT call him a Marine.
That’s something you EARN. It is NEVER given. You are a CIVILAIN, a POOLEE, a RECRUIT… OR A MARINE. LEARN IT.